This is the recent conversations between the President of Disneyland
International and Senior Vise President of International Marketing.
President: So what's the latest in international front?
Vice President: Lets see, hmmm..,yes we have an inquiry from Maraysia.
President: Maraysia? Where is that? In Thailand?
Vice President: No..no..that's somewhere south of Thailand, small country
shape like a banana.
President:Okay.. what do they want?
Vice President: They are interested in setting up disneyland there.
President: Oh really? That must be near Hong Kong. How are we doing in
Hong Kong?
Vice President: Ohhh.. Hong Kong is fine. That because the weather in Hong
Kong is great and very conductive to outdoor action for the
whole family.
President: What about the weather in Maraysia then?
Vice President: Blistering hot, up to the thirties. Then they have two monsoon
six months apart.
President: Hmmm, go on.
Vice President: And when it rains the place flood like hell. Cars washed away,
trees uprooted and landslides.
President: You're kidding me are you?
Vice President: No sirs, I have got a report here that says only 4 days ago
an Indonesian community was washed away by landslides.
President: Indonesian community?? I thought you said Maraysia??
Vice President: Oh yes, but they have hundred of thousand of illegal workers
mainly from Indonesia.
President: What's the crime rate like in Maraysia?
Vice President: Oh my, pretty bad sir. Snatch thieves, rapes, childred kidnapped
and killed....just last week alone a little girl was found dead. And
the crime rate is expected to go up.
President: Expected to go up?? Who said that??
Vice President: The police themselves said that sir. They threatened to let the
crime rate go up if the goverment sets up a commission that
all of the policemen dont like . SEE. it here on the net.
President: They even circulated that kind of threat in the net??
Vice President: Apparantly, a dumb corporal did it by mistake.
President: Tell me more about the police there.
Vice President: Well, a report here says last week there was a peaceful
demonstrations against some tariff hikes and the police bashed
them up, beat the hell out of them. I've got pictures.
President: Oh..sounds brutally efficient
Vice President: Oh..not really ..cos last week there was another demonstration;
this time against a forum held in a hotel, and the police couldn't
control the crowd. They actually asked the people in the forum
to go home.
President: What more can you tell me about Maraysia?
Vice President: Hmmm, Let see...Oh yes, they produced fake DVDs by the
thousands and actually sells them openly.
President: Geee... that bad huh? Well, we can't let them touch our merchandise
then, can we?
Vice President: No Sir, Oh..one more thing.
President: And that is??
Vice President: According to a politeness survey conducted by Reader's Digest,
Malaysian is ranked third-worst out of 35 cities!
President:Alright..alright..I have heard enough. WE ARE NOT SENDING
MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE THERE, CAN WE??
Wuahahahahha.. 
