Sperm Count

Sperm count is a measure of fertility in a man. Having a man's sperm count measured is a common method for diagnosing problems in couples experiencing fertility problems. Today's story is about Ahbeng. He has this problem of Low sperm count. He tried to make babies with Ahlian for so many years already but still in vain - egg also didn't come out one bijik! So Ahbeng went to see loctor Pek la as part of his physical examination:-


Ahbeng: Doctor-Doctor...I've been trying for so many years already but still tarak la, can help me a not?

Doctor: No worries geh...everything I can kau-tim for you wan.

Ahbeng: Sure a not? You dun bruff me wor!

Loctor Pek: Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow, I need it for testing.

Ahbeng: wokeh set!



The next day Ahbeng reappeared at the doctor office and gave him the jar, which was clean and empty.


Loctor Pek: what happened? Why you bring back empty jar for me? I need your semen!!

Ahbeng: long story la doctor!!

doctor: tell me about it, I'm listening!

Ahbeng: doctor, it like this one... first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then of course I asked my lovely wife ahlian for help la. She also tried with her right hand, then with her left hand...still nothing!! She even tried using her mouth leh...still cannot wor!!!

doctor : so at last how?


Ahbeng: we even called up Ah huei, the leng lui next door for help!! She tried too. First she use with both her hands, then her armpit....still nothing. Last resort ahhuei also used her final tactic squeezing it between her legs, but still nothing leh!!


doctor : I'm shocked!! You asked your neighbor??


Ahbeng: Yalor!! Ahhuei very helpful wan. My wife ahlian also here ma! But none of us could get the jar open lah doctor!! That why it is empty lor!!!!


doctor: