Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Ahbeng story.

Today's story is about Ahbeng admitted to mental hospital. One day, Ahbeng had a bad fall in the bathroom. He has no bleeding whatsoever. His wife Ahlian is damn worried about his condition because he has not touch her for quite sometime already some more he is talking to himself every day. Sometimes he is normal, sometimes he is not. Ahlian thought her husband is getting crazy, so she sent him to mental hospital for observation.

At the hospital, Ahbeng found a new friend Ahkow. Both being crazy liddat, they are placed in the same room. Their daily routine are exercise, watering the plants, sweeping and cleaning the hospital compound etc. One fine morning, while they are out doing their daily routine, suddenly Ahkow saw one sexy image in the swimming pool. He dived into the pool and tried to grab hold of her. Who knows he don't know how to swim. Ahbeng saw him struggling in the water and he dived in to the water to save ahkow. Everyone in the compound saw his heroic act including the medical director. Soon after, they are all asked to go back to their room.

Few hours later... the medical doctor called Ahbeng to his consultation room.


Loctor: Ahbeng! We have good news and bad news for you.

Ahbeng: Smiling ledi!!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Doctor: The good new is we are going to discharge you today bcoz you have regained your senses, you able to jump in and save another patient.

Ahbeng: Hooray! Claps hands!!!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Doctor : The bad news is, the patient Ahkow whom you saved committed suicide. He hung himself.

Ahbeng: ?? Hung himself?? Are you crazy doctor?!! He didn't hung himself there. His body wet-wet leh. I hung him there to dry. I tight him that time he some more moving here moving there wor so I fastened it tighter lor!!!!!


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