Improve your English

Mike hasn't got a job for several months already. He is so
desperate to find a job to pay for his expenses. So one day,
while he was hunting for a job he accidentally bumped into his
old classmate and chatted for a while:-

Mike : Excuse me!! are you John? John Chow?
John : Errrr.. you are..

Mike : I'm Mike la, your old classmate from Junior High.


John : Oh ya!! I remember you. You're the one who is always
late for class.


Mike : That's me!

John : How are you? What are you doing now??

Mike: Me doing no fine la John. I'm coming to town to look
for a job. Eh... got any "vacancy' to recommend a not?


John: Actually, I know a friend of mine his company is looking
for a coast guard officer. The job is very easy..just monitor the
in coming and out going ships. And report to your superior.
Do you have any experience in shipping line? Your English also
must be good....


Mike: Oh..tat's no plobem wan. Last time I oso got work in
MISC wan. My English OK.

John: That's Great!! Okay then..I'll call up my friend and
let you have that job.


Mike: Tenkiu.. Tenkiu


Mike finally got that job . After introducing Mike to the
other colleagues, his superior bring him to his work place and
said " Its all yours" then left.

A short while later Mike received a MAY DAY call that a ship is sinking!!

To continue with the story..you watch this video la.






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