Where is Chimpeng?

One fine day, an old apek was busy looking for an empty space to park his Mercedez at Bangsar when suddenly there is Ahbeng knocking on his car glass window.

Ahbeng: Encik ah...can tumpang tanya sikit ar? tu Chimpeng mana ar??

APek: What? What talking you?

Ahbeng: Neh...tu chimpeng, Chimpeng lah...I asked the guard already leh...he said here got one Chimpeng wan.


APek: Sorry lah, gua tarak tau wor! Apa tempat tu Chimpeng?

Ahbeng: Aiyah...neh...itu Chimpeng balu open wan neh...I mau pigi angkat wang la.

Apek: Tarak tau la boss. That wan is kedai ka apa? Ah long ka?

Ahbeng: Aiyo! Chimpeng bukan kedai la ma...lu itu pun tak tau ah? itu Chimpeng maciam itu Maypeng , Pubric Peng....itu Chimpeng sini ala balu buka satu punya leh.

Apek: Oh!!! Mafulatt!!! Siang-siang cakap la..lu mau pigi CIMBank. Kasi gua pening saja.

Ahbeng: Gua memang cakap Chimpeng ma! Diu!!





Wakakakaka!!!!!!!!