Mouth wash

A neatly dressed Ahbeng stopped Mike in the street and asked ....Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200? Mike said, are you out of your mind? Who wants to buy a bottle of mouthwash for RM200 bucks? that day light robbery!


Ahbeng seemed hurt and then tries again ..Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100 bucks. Interested now? Half price!!!

Again, Mike replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away and dun come near me again.

Ahbeng then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate Mike ...Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much.

Unwrapping the brownie, Mike takes a bite.. suddenly, he spits it out and says... shit!! what the fark is this? It taste like shit!!!

Sir, it is taste like shit! Wanna buy some mouthwash? Going cheap...RM200 bucks only no more discount!! Wakakakakaka