Bocor lagi?

Due to the facts that every now and then government office leaking here and there. !!


Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD

Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury

Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi

The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third class mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy

Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility
JKR or Parliament Committee
While you all gaduh sama sendiri

Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money
So please spend the money wisely.

Improve your English

Mike hasn't got a job for several months already. He is so
desperate to find a job to pay for his expenses. So one day,
while he was hunting for a job he accidentally bumped into his
old classmate and chatted for a while:-

Mike : Excuse me!! are you John? John Chow?
John : Errrr.. you are..

Mike : I'm Mike la, your old classmate from Junior High.


John : Oh ya!! I remember you. You're the one who is always
late for class.


Mike : That's me!

John : How are you? What are you doing now??

Mike: Me doing no fine la John. I'm coming to town to look
for a job. Eh... got any "vacancy' to recommend a not?


John: Actually, I know a friend of mine his company is looking
for a coast guard officer. The job is very easy..just monitor the
in coming and out going ships. And report to your superior.
Do you have any experience in shipping line? Your English also
must be good....


Mike: Oh..tat's no plobem wan. Last time I oso got work in
MISC wan. My English OK.

John: That's Great!! Okay then..I'll call up my friend and
let you have that job.


Mike: Tenkiu.. Tenkiu


Mike finally got that job . After introducing Mike to the
other colleagues, his superior bring him to his work place and
said " Its all yours" then left.

A short while later Mike received a MAY DAY call that a ship is sinking!!

To continue with the story..you watch this video la.






What are you thinking about?

Wuahahahahaha.....

GP girls

Whether it is Motor GP or F1 racing, I am loving every minutes of it. Firstly can see my favorite F1 team race at GP and the cost of their cars will come in millions. Can buy one high class bangalow with swimming pool. Which one would you want to buy if given this money? F1 racing car or bangalow with swimming pool? The other thing I like about this kind of event is of course the "chicks" lah. They all looked so sexy can die!! The killer weapons in them is the attire. For sure all the "mens" out there are drooling by now. . See till you drop!!Now you got it blader!!! wakakaka.































I am sure many of you gals want this type of body figures, true anot? Firstly, you got to exercise and must go slimming classes. Anyway, If you don't have body figures as above also never mind lah. As long as you don't look like the pictures below you consider okay !!! I really wonder what will happens if the gals below wear bikini at the GP finals. Do you think there will still be spectators?







Kekekeke

The Ahbeng story.

Today's story is about Ahbeng admitted to mental hospital. One day, Ahbeng had a bad fall in the bathroom. He has no bleeding whatsoever. His wife Ahlian is damn worried about his condition because he has not touch her for quite sometime already some more he is talking to himself every day. Sometimes he is normal, sometimes he is not. Ahlian thought her husband is getting crazy, so she sent him to mental hospital for observation.

At the hospital, Ahbeng found a new friend Ahkow. Both being crazy liddat, they are placed in the same room. Their daily routine are exercise, watering the plants, sweeping and cleaning the hospital compound etc. One fine morning, while they are out doing their daily routine, suddenly Ahkow saw one sexy image in the swimming pool. He dived into the pool and tried to grab hold of her. Who knows he don't know how to swim. Ahbeng saw him struggling in the water and he dived in to the water to save ahkow. Everyone in the compound saw his heroic act including the medical director. Soon after, they are all asked to go back to their room.

Few hours later... the medical doctor called Ahbeng to his consultation room.


Loctor: Ahbeng! We have good news and bad news for you.

Ahbeng: Smiling ledi!!

Doctor: The good new is we are going to discharge you today bcoz you have regained your senses, you able to jump in and save another patient.

Ahbeng: Hooray! Claps hands!!!

Doctor : The bad news is, the patient Ahkow whom you saved committed suicide. He hung himself.

Ahbeng: ?? Hung himself?? Are you crazy doctor?!! He didn't hung himself there. His body wet-wet leh. I hung him there to dry. I tight him that time he some more moving here moving there wor so I fastened it tighter lor!!!!!


Doctor:

Raped By a Donkey

Next time when you happens to be at the country side and want to go for nature call, go straight to the nearest petrol/gas station. Never pull over at the road side to ease yourself. You might find yourself rape! No....not rape by a rapist. I mean got rape by a donkey!!! wakakaka!!!!!! You no believe me? Donkey also like human backside you know. Perhaps, this Mike backside smells better. Hope you like this video.

Blank Mind

I don't know what to blog about today. I should be relaxing at home. Woke up round 10.30am, get myself clean up and had my breakfast as usual. I have "pan mee" for my breakfast and my favorite "cham ping". Came back want to relax also cannot, got to do house chores. Beside sweeping and mopping the floor what I hate most is cleaning the toilet. Wash, clean and scrub is the most tiring job I can imagine to do in the toilet. How I wish I got "servant" to help me out doing it.

There after, I got to take care of my 2 aquariums. Change the aquarium water. Scrub the tank. Haven't done that is 3 weeks already although the water still looked clear. Off and on, I need to change half tank of fresh water in. I can noticed my 'fung sui' fishes are growing bigger and bigger each day. I have been feeding them fresh prawns everyday. Next, another tiring job to do is car wash. Haven't wash my car for 2 weeks liao. Being raining quite often nowadays. Anyone want to volunteer washing my car? Kekeke.

Now what I need most is a good massage! Perhaps, heading to the nearest massage centre will solve my body ache. Wakaka!! Little guy like the picture below so syiok relaxing wor! Got people scrub-scrub ...rub-rub for him leh. I so jealous lah!!! You see his face lansi a not?




Relax brader! Why you so "kan cheong"?

Red Alert

I'm itchy backside yesterday. I opened one of the spam mail from my mail box. The title was "f#&* you Ahwah. I eager to know what is this person wrote it in there. So I open my door to this virus!. There is no messages in the mail, only some codes. SHIT!! ...one click only it takes...my computer infected with virus already! My modem light blinking so fast..and shit...it was some Trojan Horse downloader.





My AVG antivirus detected and heal it. There after moved to the vault. Anyway, I reformatted my PC and it is like new again!!

Cone kick my ass

Halo-halo!! all come-come. I know that I have been talking nonsense, toking horny stories every now and then. You all said I'm horny type of person. Some one want to MSN slap me, knock my head and want to slap me some more! You all don't love me at all? Okay, today I give you the chance the kick me far far away, ok? See you can kick me how far!! Oops...before this, I must say this...can wipe your shoes first a not? Wakakaka!!!!! After kick already you don't hate me anymore.

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Gua mia latest rekod! 102425 meters


Many thanks! It seems that many of you like to kick me. Hahahaha!!! Anyway, I found this game is rather funny and it can train your skill in kicking someone ass!. There are indeed a lot of other games in this pictogame.com. No only kicking someone. The other game I found very interesting is the pinching game and it is funny too. The game is like this...you may put your picture on the screen then click start, a lot of pimples will gradually appear on your face. You will be given one minute to pinch as many pimples as you can. The run down clock will your timing. Try this game. It is interesting.

Dangerous Insects

Have you come across this insects? It seems that it have been attacking quite a number of people lately and it is poisonous too. Wondered if you have read the Chinese news paper a not, this insects does not sting or bite. It is the urine that is extremely acidic which causes the infection.



Looks like ants to me.



Oops..there are many more.


For those of you who have children at home, please ask them to be careful and tell them about this so that they are aware of this insect. Ask them not to touch it!!!

Miss Universe 2007

Riyo Mori of Japan was crowned Miss Universe 2007. The 20 years old defeated 77 other candidates from around the world in Mexico City.





She achieved the highest score in the swimsuit competition, which advanced her to the top ten and the evening gown competition.




The event which took place...video uploaded by motgiacmoyan.

Bad Road

The Malaysian highway/freeway is considered one of the best in the world. They spent millions of dollars building these roads. It's because it is their tax payers money. If not you are still using the old truck road to go back your home town which will take you about 11 hours to reach Penang from Kuala Lumpur. In urban areas some roads are not properly maintained and there are a lot lorries using it. With the north-south highway, we can reach our destination in about 4-5 hours.

In some other countries, many of the highway is not up to standard. Watch this short video. Imagine you are in the car and you suddenly vanish in it!! LOL









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See! I told you I'm doing my job jolly good. Not like other countries!!! Wakakaka!!!!!!