The new C-String pad

Peoples are talking about global warming. With that in line, some one came out with a brilliant brand new product for the ladies. Anything to do with covering your pussy is known as panties. Forget about your old fashion type of underwear panties . Let me introduce you to our latest C-string pad. It is guarantee up to your satisfaction because the products are tested and proven to be effective.

Make no fear if you are having your monthly menstrual cycle. You can still use it together with your so called "Kotex" or "Stayfree" pads. Our product will still manage it. However, it is strongly recommended that you use tampon. If you insert the tampon correctly, the C-string pad will cover it nicely!




Introducing to you the C-String pad.




Make no fear, it will not drop off.




It can be adjustable up to your comfort.




People can't find your underwear line.




Can be easily taken off when you want to pee.It is advisable that you keep your "bushes" well trim. However, we do have barber to do it for you at special rates!





Ease of use. Easily maintained and it is washable. The products come in several color for you to choose from. Right now, we have available stocks for Red, Yellow, Pink, Blue, Purple, Orange and White. All the C-strings pad come in free size. If you think your pussy is larger, they do custom made also.

Massage parlour for cats

This cat below sure know how to enjoy life. She enjoyed good food, good accommodation, good company. She is very sexy and very nice to people. Every male cat see her sure want to have a date with her. She like to keep herself clean and smell beautiful.

Didn't I tell you she like to go massage too? Yeah, Massage In the nude. She like to go to Dynasty massage parlour . She even hired her own personal masseur to rub-rub for her!


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Hehehehe!!! I'm enjoying life!!! This is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Halo! come-come...want to join me? We massage together-gether!

Animal cruelty in China

WARNING !! THE VIDEO SHOWN BELOW WILL BE DISTURBING FOR VIEWERS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


I'm saddened after watching the following video below. This is really cruelty to animals. I don't know what are the chinese wording says but I know this should not have happened. The dogs and cats are so cute and adorable. Why can't the Chinese government do something about animal cruelty? Dogs and cats are killed for their fur. It seem that these fur are exported to the USA. If you are from US, can you please check if it is real that these fur coat are sold at J.crew. Stop buying these fur coat and save the animal!!!!



STOP BUYING FUR COAT!!!

Brand new skirts in the market

The picture below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually real prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and are apparently selling like hot cakes in Japan. The guy/gal who created this idea must be a brilliant chap.

What do you think if I import this garment back here to sell. Do you think got people buy a not? Will you guys buy it for your wife, daughter or your secret girlfriend?

Ladies, you dare to wear it and walk around at the Curve? Sure can draw a lot of attention one leh!

Andy Lau Tak Wah

One of my old time favorite actor cum singer Hong Kong superstar Andy Lau Tak Wah had garnered six big prizes at the Metro Radio Mandarin Music Awards, continuing his reign as the king of Hong Kong's only music awards for Mandopop.The awards that went to Wah Chai included Song of the Year, Singer of Asia and Outstanding Album, for his latest work "Miracle World."

The Hong Kong native walked away as the biggest winner of the night, despite several other Mandarin-speaking singers from the Chinese mainland vying for glory.





Andy Lau was in between Charlene Choi and S.H.E member Ella; one embarrased and nodded, the other touching breast chest-to-chest.





Andy was performing "Sum Gon Bo Bui" when he saw Ah Sa, he took his hand and pressed Charlene's head to his, making Charlene a little "faint". Then, Andy switches targets and turns to Ella, who wore a low cut. Ella danced sexily beside Andy, pressing her breast chest against his, shocking the audience. Unfortunately, in Andy's eyes, Ella is a woman with "a taste of manliness".

Andy Lau boleh!!!

Are you interested in mud bath? I am.

What a beautiful day! Anyone want to join me in playing mud bath? Mud bath is typically performed in a semi-competitive fashion though presented as a competition between participants, winning and losing is not important. The main purpose is we just want to have some fun. hehehe




Do you know that soaking yourself into this mud, you can actually treat it as a therapy to cure certain type of skin disease and also treating rheumatism? Many men and women nowadays like to play in the mud because they claimed that by doing so it can smoothen their skin and clear dead skin in the body.





Now, will you please excuse me I need to go play-play mud with "leng luis" , how can I miss such an event! Muahahahaha!!

King of Fruits - Durian

Durian season is up again. Did you ate any durians lately? Every where I go I can see there are durian stalls selling this King of Fruits. There are so many types of durian on display in their shelfs ranging from D24, D101, "cat mountain wong" (Mau san Wong wakakaka.what a name)...red prawns durian (Hung Har) and many others.

Nowadays, one bijik of good durian can easily cost you about RM20-30 bucks. They count by the kilos. Like that where can!! In fact I'm buying the durian skin as well. Kakakaka..If you got no cash money in your pocket, don't worry you can still enjoy these nice King of Fruits. You can always eat first then pay later. Makan Hutang!! There is one particular stall I encountered so good wan, they give you to eat the durians first then in 30 days time then only you pay. Like that "Mana mau cari"

You no believe me? I no bluff you wan wor!! kekeke...aiyo..see for yourself lah if you don't believe me. This time you all no need to scroll lah!





See..told ya..I no bluff you wan. Use your credit card only ma. They accept Master and Visa credit card wan.

Hong Kong Gossips

Psst!-Psst!! today got a little bit of gossip from Hong Kong. The other day Alex Fong said that Ekin Cheng and Yoyo Mung were getting married, which means Yoyo Mung will become Mrs Cheng. When the reporter rush over to interview her when she was filming a new series show with Kevin Cheng, she denied that she has got married and told the reporter to do a proper search. Yoyo Mung then said the person who is going to marry is Alex Fong!!!







When filming that time, Yoyo said that "Being Kevin's wife in this series? But I'm not Cheng Chow (Niki Chow Lai Kei)! When she said that, it make Kevin feel a little embarrassed.




Kevin Cheng and Yoyo during filming.

Yoyo Mung then continued : "Alex Fong is the one who is married, but I don't know who Mrs. Fong is. You can look it up, but then you have to search on Alex's real name, see how he will respond. Actually I'm thinking this is for promoting."(Would you keep it a secret when getting married?) "I've got nothing to hide. I even admitted it when I was dating Ekin haha."


Niki Chow Lai Kei (Kevin Cheng mia gf)

Where is Chimpeng?

One fine day, an old apek was busy looking for an empty space to park his Mercedez at Bangsar when suddenly there is Ahbeng knocking on his car glass window.

Ahbeng: Encik ah...can tumpang tanya sikit ar? tu Chimpeng mana ar??

APek: What? What talking you?

Ahbeng: Neh...tu chimpeng, Chimpeng lah...I asked the guard already leh...he said here got one Chimpeng wan.


APek: Sorry lah, gua tarak tau wor! Apa tempat tu Chimpeng?

Ahbeng: Aiyah...neh...itu Chimpeng balu open wan neh...I mau pigi angkat wang la.

Apek: Tarak tau la boss. That wan is kedai ka apa? Ah long ka?

Ahbeng: Aiyo! Chimpeng bukan kedai la ma...lu itu pun tak tau ah? itu Chimpeng maciam itu Maypeng , Pubric Peng....itu Chimpeng sini ala balu buka satu punya leh.

Apek: Oh!!! Mafulatt!!! Siang-siang cakap la..lu mau pigi CIMBank. Kasi gua pening saja.

Ahbeng: Gua memang cakap Chimpeng ma! Diu!!





Wakakakaka!!!!!!!!

Miriam Yeung Chin Wah

I'm sure many of you have seen her before in her singing career and also in tv. She is Miriam Yeung Chin Wah alias the laughing buddha aunty. Every where she goes her smiles will always be with her. In reality, she likes to laugh. This is one of the reason why she is so popular. Lately, she is also featuring in "Minutes to Fame"...you see her sure laugh till drop!








She once said that to entertain people one has to entertain herself first. When we are entertaining others, it's also a form of psychological therapy for ourself. Smiles or laughters can stabilize emotions. That why I like to laugh!! and end my comments in your humble blog with wakakaka!!, Kekekeke!!, Muahahahaha!! among others.







My friends, start smiling and laughing today. It's FREE!

The Camel Story

THE CAMEL STORY


A mama camel and her baby camel are talking
one day when the little one ask, " Mum, Why I have
got these 3 toed feets?"

Mama Camel replies, Well my little camel, when we
trek accross the dessert your toe will help you stay
on top of the sand so that it will prevent you from
sinking.

I see! said the little camel.

A few moments later, the little camel ask, Mum,
Why I have these lovely long eye-lashes?"


Mama camel replies, they are there to keep the sand out of
your eyes on the long journey through the hot dessert.

Thats wonderful Mum, replies the little camel.

A short while later the little camel asks again , Mum,
Why I have got these great ugly humps on my back?

Mama Camel replies, Oh, they are there to help you
store water for our long journey accross the dessert
so we can go without drinking water for very long
periods.

Wow!! That great, replies the little camel. We have
great feet to stop us from sinking into the sand, long
eyes-lashes to keep the sand from entering our eyes
and the humps to store water, BUT Mum !!!

Yes, my little camel? replies Mama camel.

BUT THEN,

"WHAT THE 'FARK' ON EARTH
ARE WE DOING IN THE ZOO?? "



Mama Camel was stunned and said TIU !! GO BACK TO
YOUR CAMP.!!

TVB's Sonija Kwok Sin Lei

Hong Kong TVB's Sonija Kwok Sin Lei was accused of being the third party in Michael Tao Dai Yu's divorce, she left Hong Kong for a few months. After completing several promotional events in April, she flew to Vancouver. Allegedly, Sonija will be returning to Hong Kong to celebrate her upcoming birthday in July with fans.

Sonija always placed importance on fan gatherings. Each year, she will get together with her fans on her birthday.

In 2006, when Sonija was intertwined in negative rumors with the wealthy Chan Kwok Keung, she still celebrated her birthday with fans.

Sonija's birthday will be on July 22nd, however her fans will be planning a gathering on July 14th to celebrate early. This will be Sonija's 33rd birthday.

When Sonija was interviewed in Vancouver, she clarified that she was not the third party in Michael Tao's divorce. She noted that there was no chance of further involvement with Michael.

The pair were no longer in contact and it was not necessary for Michael to be concerned about her.

Lets talk about armpit hair. I remembered someone mentioned that one of her Indian colleague don't shave her hairs be it on her armpit, upper lips, hands, legs, nostrils and "there". You think yourself where lah...Kekeke


She was told by her dad that shaving hairs from "ANY" part of the body will make her sick or have bad luck. How true is that? Any Indian friend here can enlighten me?


I would like to ask you what would happened when you see a women wearing sleeveless with a jungle hidden under her arm? Probably, many of us guys will get disgusted with that or perhaps some of you might get turn on! hahaha. Some said that womens with long armpit hair got big sexual appetite. Can some women reader enlighten us also please! Many also said that China's "girls" all don't shave their hair!!

What about womens reactions? Probably, the womens may start to gossip already. Eeee...look at that women so ugly never shave.


Now, I wanna show you some bulu!! Very nice shot taken from the body. (Men lah of course! Let the ladies here gets turn on abit!) Sometimes, things are not imagine them to be. I'm decent you know! Hang on to the picture for around 3 seconds to see the reactions.










So what do you think? Mens armpit hair? What are your reactions?

Today's story is about one grand daughter got "pooh pek-pooh pek" from her grandma. The story like this one. She used to go out dating with her boyfriend very often. Grandma scare her grand daughter is no more virgin, so granny want to give her some good advise .





Granny: G.daughter come sit here. I wan to give you some advises about young boys.

G.daughter: what about ar?

Granny: If your bf try to kiss you ...don't let him do that.

G.daughteri: Ah por-por, kissing is normal wor!!

Granny: you just listen lah..if your bf going to try to feel your breast, don't let him do that! if yr bf wan to put his hands between your legs, you dun let him do that , wokeh?

Gdaughter: wokeh set! ah por-por I will take your advise.

Granny: I not finish yet, ....most importantly if your bf try to get on top of you and have his way on you, you dun let him do that. It will disgrace the yourself. 'Protect' yourself at all times.

Gdaughter: Ok..ok.. i remember that. Thanks ah por-por for your advises.

With that bit of advices in mind, Gdaughter went on her date with her bf. The next day she told her granny that her date went just fine.

Granny: Apa maciam? Did your bf do anything to you?

G daughter: He tried to do it but I didn't let him disgrace the me. When he tried, I turned him over and tied him and he didn't had the chance to 'protect' himself...then I feel his chess, put my hands between his legs and got on top of him instead and I disgraced him.

Granny:


Piao mei:

Your belakang very hot

Today's story is about Mike's friend coming to visit him from Eingland. His name is John. They very long time no meet already since the last time Mike visit this John was some 5 years ago. Long time no see of course both of them sit down talked for a while. Mike want to give John a treat because last time John got bring him go to the best restaurant in Eingland. Mike thought of bringing John to eat something hot and spicy.

At the restaurant, both of them enjoying their delicious hot and spicy foods and both of them also sweating although there is air-con . When John finished his food, he called the sexy waitress over and gave some comments. He told her that "your belakang veli HOT". The waitress looked at her back and walked away totally ignoring his comments. Soon after a while, John called the sexy waitress over again and commented the same thing. John said; I telling you that "your belakang veli HOT". This time sexy waitress tulan ledi . She eventually reported the case to the restaurant manager. The manager politely approached the John and told him that his remarks on the waitress is uncalled for.



John is very surprised as to why the manager simply came to him and gave remarks. The manager replied, You commented about her backside!! John of course deny it la and said I certainly did not!!! Manager said, YES, you did!!! You said her belakang veli hot! Halo..Halo...Mr Manager...come here..come here... said John; looked here .... the menu clearly stated here that "sambal belacan" very hot, tasty and spicy!! I'm commenting on your food lah! @#$%
(At this point of time Mike dropped and fainted)

hehehe