Two old ladies Ahlian and AhSoh were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies AhSoh pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Ahlian: What's that you have there?
AhSoh: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
AhLian: Where did you get it?
AhSoh: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, AhLlian went into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
Ahlian: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.!!
(Kakakakaka!! Camel is a cigarettes brand name.)
