Don't mess with woman

A couple Mr Smith and his wife goes on vacation to a fishing resort in a lake . The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning Mr Smith returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and settles in to read her book. It was nice and aa quite place to concentrate on reading her book.

About an hour later, there comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Mrs Smith: Reading a book (thinking it rather obvious).

Warden: You're in a restricted fishing area.

Mrs Smith: I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.

Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

Mrs Smith: If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault.

Warden: But I haven't touched you

Mrs Smith: That's true, but you have "all the equipment", for all I know you could start at any moment.

Warden: Have a nice day, ma'am as the warden motors away.