Story time!

A mama camel and her baby camel are talking one day when the little one ask... mama, why I have got these 3 toed feets?


Mama Camel replies, Well my little camel, when we trek a cross the dessert, your little toe will help you stay on top of the sand so that it will prevent you from sinking.

I see! said the little camel.

A few moments later, the little camel ask, Mama camel again....why I have hese lovely long eye-lashes?

Mama camel replies, well...my little one, they are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the long journey through the hot dessert.

Thats wonderful Mama, replies the little camel.

A short while later the little camel asks again , Mama...Why I have got these great ugly humps on my back? I don't see other animals have it on them.

Mama Camel replies, We are Camels!!! Oh yes about the humps, they are there to help you
store water for our long journey a cross the dessert so we can go without drinking water for very long periods.


Wow!! That great, replies the little camel. We have great feet to stop us from sinking into the sand, long eyes-lashes to keep the sand from entering our eyes and the humps to store water, BUT Mama !!!

Yes, my little camel? replies Mama camel.


BUT THEN,


"WHAT THE 'FARK' ON EARTH ARE WE DOING IN THE ZOO?? "

Lesson on speaking proper chinese words

There other day while I was blog hopping, suddenly I stumble upon Yinsi Yat's blog. The conversation between Mr Bernard and the aunty is just hilarious. After that I looked into Yubetube and found this. Chinese people are the one who speak vulgar words in their daily life.

You will hear that people will add vulgar words between their sentences. But according to Professor Danny Wong, he said that the vulgar words are wrongly constructed most of time. When said it wrongly, you can get beaten up!

Professor Danny Wong has 50 years experiences in exploring vulgar words and he said that the 5 basic element in saying vulgar words MUST have the words TIU, HAI, KAU, LAN and CHAT. Expression while saying vulgar words play an important role too. Watch this short video about the conversations.

Do you eat eel?

I could remember the good old days when I was still a notty boy when I was young. My favorite pass time was catching guppies and fighting fish in the drains. My friends and I we having great time netting the fighting fish when suddenly a small snake appeared. As a little boy that time all I know it was a snake! Immediately, I had it netted and thrown on the bank-side and stampeded it to death. Today, whenever I catch an eel, I could not help but to think of this silly funny episode.

So sorry for didn't update my blog recently. I was away fishing eel last couple of days. Our favorite spot are Tanjung Karang, Sekinchan, Sungai Besar and Sabak Bernam. It is impossible to miss the lovely sight of the padi farms. The boys are so excited and so am I. Eel fishing is about speed. you can actually make an extra pocket money fishing eels. The restaurants people in town of Sg Besar and Sekinchan are ready customer to buy your catch. Hey, most probably the eels you are eating at the restaurant in Sekinchan are catch by me!!! wakakaka

My arsenal for this trip included the "Ugly stik" fishing rod and my Penn reel spooled with PowerPro braid 30lb. I use size 4 hook (needle point) high carbon hooks. The eels has a small pointed mouth with very sharp jaws, therefore the sharper the hook the better. Remember to armed yourself with a plier. We use chicken meat as baits which is easily available. It is cut into small cubes and distributed evenly and off we go hunting down the eels!!! When you want to eat eels, it is best cook with "kung poh" style. Ask any restaurant cook he'll know! So want to eat eels, anyone? Hehehehe





I'm so exhausted now! I want to sleep!!

Weird Fish

Look what they have found in Chelyabinsk city. The story is that there was a construction site with a deep foundation ditch. They have touched some underground river in that place so the water in the ditch didn't get away so it stayed there full of water.

Then some workers a few months later spotted some movement in this water, they threw some pieces of their lunch in the trench which caused a big activity inside. They were puzzled who is there? And caught one thing up then in big panic stepped away cause it tried to bite them so they had to kill it with some equipment and here are the remains of it. It was around 5 feet length. Nobody of them got any idea of what's that:

All sorts of things in one day

Due to the nature of my job, I am always on the road travelling to my clients destination be it far or near. Sometimes to find an address which is ambigious would get you crazy especially the backyard factories. You will end up calling the person to confirm the address again and again similar to this one below. kakaka!!







When you are over and done with your appointment, you need to get some fresh air outside. Stretch-stretch here and there. ..to loosen up your muscles and saw this thing together-gether on top of the lamp post. Perhaps like that can get better reception or get free 'astro'??
Faster do one at home!!!






While you were travelling again on the road and stopped at the traffic lights near the housing area, suddenly you found so many free melons for you to pluck. Kakakaka!!! Goodness! Why can't they hang it inside?. Oh no, wait!! she is giving you free hints on what number to buy in the next magnum lottery draw. I can figured out 1311, what say you??





While speeding to Subang Jaya for the next appointment at the north south highway, this Mat Rempit is trying to be funny on the road. Niasing!! the mat rempits at it stunts again. Look at the passenger at the back, she is wearing red color undies la wei!! Got 'ong' la today!!! This time really must wack magnum lottery.






Lunch time is about 2pm liddat. Arrived at subang SS15. My god, to find a place to park here is like hell. Around and round ...aiks..finally got one. You got to be quick or else your parking place kena snatch wan i tell you and you must buy your parking ticket fast...why? those sorhai are hiding behind the trees waiting to give you a summons for not displaying parking ticket. RM100 fine you know!! While walking to the nearest coffeeshop for lunch, someone offer you easy loan (cash money). No nit guarantor wan. So...if you forgot to bring your wallet or handbag, make no fear they are people to help you wan. Just your handphone will do the trick ledi. Muahaha.









The weather nowadays is so freaking hot and it is burning outside. Some of you so 'syiok' sitting in the opis under the aircon happily chatting in MSN and blogging away. I so jeles la. Kam-bing back to this hot weather even spiderman "cicakman" want to comeout to show off . Hahahaha!!! LOL.






Hahaha..I'm just clowning away only la. Nothing much. While driving back to opis, suddenly this fler over take me and gave me a hon. Niamafulatt!!!! WTF???



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Now you see!! I'm not the clown ....HE IS !!!!!!! Muahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!