How safe are our car parks?

Imagine this. You are alone all by yourself and you need to get to your car at the shopping mall or at your office car park. Are you scare walking alone down to the car park? Although there are security guards around the shopping malls but nowadays as I can see it, most of the security guards are foreigners. (Myanmar or Bangladeshi). Can you rely on them for your safety? If you are not scare of robbers, rapist what about ghost? Wakakaka!!

I can recall some cases like the one in 2003 (Canny Ong) was abducted at a shopping mall car park in Bangsar. She was driven to another place where she was raped and murdered. Last 2 months, an air stewardess was kidnap in a shopping mall in Petaling Jaya and if you did remembered, last month there was a girl (Dora Goh) was abducted in an open air car park in Glenmarie, Shah Alam. Luckily she was later freed and returned safely to her family. Lately, former TV3 news caster Wan Zaleha Radzi was kidnap at a car park in Damansara. She was soon released at a roadside after a terror 3km drive of her life. She had made a police report and the police are investigating the case.

Here are some useful tips for you.

1) Never park your car at a dimly lit parking space although there is a parking lot.

2) Always go in groups.

3) Lock your car immediately after entering your car. Hon if there is someone try to open your car doors. (Nowadays, there are peoples come near your car pretending to sell you watches!)

4) I'm sure you have a camera phone or a digital camera with you. Take a picture of the parking lot number which you have parked your car so that you know where to find it. I've heard many cases whereby people don't remember where they have parked their cars espeacially in KLCC, Mid Valley and One Utama. Wakakaka!!! Oops remember NOT to park at Lot number F15 wokeh? WHY?? See picture la wei!!





Did you see what I see? Click to enlarge


Parking lot number F15!!!!! Click to enlarge

Wonderful creations

Hello all,

Today got nothing much to say. In fact, I dunno what to say. Wakaka. I'm in holiday mood. Today I just wanna share with you these pictures. It is very creative and it will make thing easier for us. Don't you think so?

1) Cup and Cookies

This mug is very good for home and office use. Especially for tea break, blogging or while watching television. You can put 2-3 of your favourite cookies. You don't need extra plates. It's made for right handed and left handed.



2) Plotek Protect your banana

People say eat one apple a day and keep the doctor away. In fact, eat banana also can wan. If you use this banana plotection case, your banana will be in it original color and fresh at all time. Letting you enjoy perfect banana anytime any place.



3) Spesel MUG

Ideal for office use. In the office, there are lot of peoples walking in and out of the pantry. Sometime you may be unaware that people who doesn't bring their own mug may use your mug. You wouldn't want tasting other people saliva right? Well, here is a special mug for you. It is call Lock-Mug. It has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to close the hole. Apa maciam? cool a not?



4) Spesel night slipers

Do you get up at night to drink water, go to the toilet...Do you wish you could see in the dark? Remarkably bright LED lights are triggered by your footsteps and light up the floor 30 feet in front of you; ultra-soft plush style are extra comfortable and cozy warm.



and lastly

5) Baby pillow


This one will keep your baby with comfort, support, protection, and development. Can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.

The Psychopath Test

If you pass this test, you may need to see a doctor.

To find out, please read the question below, and try to come up with the right answer.

This is NOT a trick question.

The question is exactly what it is; there are no games. No one I know so far has got it right . . .

"A woman went to the funeral of her own mother. There, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. Really amazing. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him again. A week later she killed her sister."
Question:

What is her motive for killing her sister?

Give this some thought before you look at the answer below. Hehehehe. Scroll lah wei!!!

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Answer (highlight text below to read):

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Several arrested serial killers were given test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you did, admit it, and look for a good doctor.

Alien Found in Thailand

While it is unclear from the photos what is lying on the table but the local residents of this small town in Thailand claim that this “creature” was born by a cow!

I do not believe such a thing. How can a cow bear a human like creature? I think this "little creature" is being used to make black magic. As you know, thai cock Thailand is very famous for it Siam black magic. Dun play-play!

So tell me, what do you think it is?

















So who want to go Thailand with me? We go there explore and see, What say you?

Today I wanna rap

Can study continue STUDY
Kenot study, work FACTORY
Kenot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough to buy ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated me to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always mau HURRY
He say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight kam-bek by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai ledi and tarak MONEY
Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
9 months later be DADDY
Ini Maciam Lu Happy like bird ledi

Hospital bills monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY


Muahahaha!!!!!!!

Careful when ironing you shirts

I hate to iron my shirts and pants. I normally send all my clothing to the laundry for ironing. They charges me 90 cents per piece. I wonder how much your place charge.

Luckily, I don't encountered anything similar to the video below last time. This guy is going for a date with his girlfriend I think. Click to view this short video lah wei! Sure laugh till drop wan. Wakakakaka





Dei "macha" what lah you!!!

Do you like fishing?

Fishing is one of my many hobbies. I'll make it a point to go fishing twice or three times a week. I found out that fishing at Sea Lion in Klang quite astonishing where the red snapper and garupa will give you a very good fight.

One has to have at least minimum 50lbs braided line, good fishing hooks, swivel and a very good fishing rod to bring up a good fighting fish. I can assured you that the thrill is so exciting that money can't buy this kind of thrill. kekeke.

Although I like fishing so much, there are people who are more desperate than me. The other day, while I was on my way go fishing, my friends and I saw one guy also fishing. He waited very patiently for the big fish to bite his bait. You no believe me? Scroll lah... hahahaha. Long time no exercise your fingers already.

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Muahahaahaha!!!!!!! Uncle...there got fish??

Office stress?

What do you do if thing doesn't work out well for you in the office. Firstly, you got jammed for hours on the road when coming to office and you haven't taken your breakfast. This could be a Monday morning blues when this chap got a call from his boss in the office and spend him "drink coffee". There after most probably he got scolding from his boss. Came out from boss office, continue to do his work. Faster click to watch video la!!

This time, I think his boss not only spend him drink coffee. Now his boss treat him give a love letter.

Ahlian going to London

Ahbeng came home from work one day to find his wife (Ahlian) sitting on the front step with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and Ahlian replied ..Honey, "I'm going to London."

Ahbeng asked her as to why she was going and she told him "I've just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".

Ahbeng ponder for a second and then went into the house and packed his bags as well and returned to the step with his wife.

Ahlian asked... "And just where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going too!!" Ahbeng replied.

"Why?" She asked.

"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year"!! We only did it twice this year!!!

Oops! wrong number

It's Sunday morning and Ahbeng just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife Ahlian that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Ahbeng heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. :P

Hello?'' says a little girl's voice. ''Hi, honey, it's Daddy,'' says Ahbeng. ''Is Mommy near the phone?

No, Daddy. Mommy is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank. After a brief pause, Ahbeng says, ''But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!''

''Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!''

''Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house.'' :lol:

''Okay, Daddy!'' A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. ''Well, I did what you told me, Daddy.'' :)

''And what happened?''

''Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead.'' :(

''Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank then?''

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too.''

There is a long pause.

''Swimming pool? What swimming pool? Is this 03- 8211967?

911 Emergency

People says that if we encounter any problems, we must call 911 for help. If you heard any cracking sound down the hall or notice smoke from your kitchen, normally we would call 911 for help. Immediately, your calls will be attended to.

It is vitally important to teach your childrens too on know how to call 911 for help just in case he or she needed it most. This smart four girl encountered a small problem while at skool school and she did the right thing asking for help. Hahahaha

Ahbeng is very sick

Ahbeng was laying on his bed very sick while his wife, Ahlian, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to quiver with sound.

"My larling Ahlian," Ahbeng whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep Shhh! Don't talk."

But Ahbeng was insistent. "Lou por," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you before I die."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Ahlian. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must tell you this so that I can die in peace, it's liddis wan, I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor."

Ahlian mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Ahbeng, don't torment yourself. I know all about it ledi," Ahlian said. "Why do you think I poisoned you jek?"

Ahlian:

The escaped prisoner

Today's story . One day, a man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years for rape. He also kena "rotan" (cane) for this crime.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money, guns and obviously he is also looking for clothes to change. Ahbeng and Ahlian are both checked into bed already and the prisoner gave them a Big surprise!!

He orders Ahbeng out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying Ahlian up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. :)

While the prisoner is in the bathroom, Ahbeng tells his wife Ahlian, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. :P

Ahlian "tulan" ledi after heard Ahbeng has said to her and responded....Honey...He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was a gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline/ KY in the bathroom. :)


"BE STRONG HONEY, i LAFU (LOVE) YOU TOO!!!


Ahbeng:


Muahahahahahaha!!!

Fishing trip

I'm getting all gear up for tomorrow fishing trip with a couple of my friends. Has been busy shopping for the neccessary baits, sea hooks of various sizes, 50-100 lbs lines. My reel need servicing and when I sent it to the tackle shop, the shop owner said it needed several days to service it. Sigh!

Made me no choice but to bring it along with me. I hope to get some big fish back! Hahahaha. Wish me luck and also my safety will you? See ya and have fun.

Any takers for this chick

Have you tried online dating before a not? I can bet you that when you first choose your "target", surely you'll go for a pretty face, Right a not? She got a cute face and big "melon". Sure go all out lah. Hahahaha!!! Has been dating online quite a while until I got her full photo! I pass! Any takers?

This is a salutary lesson for those who are gullible enough to believe all they see and read in the advertisements, especially on dating websites. Don't be taken in boys - and girls! Take it all with a packet of salt. Don't let your dream of the perfect date turn into the nightmare date from hell, as happened to the guy in this case.

The inexperience new married couples

Ahbeng and AhLian are lovely new married couples. They are lying in bed one night. The wife AhLian is all curled up, ready to go to sleep while AhBeng wanted to finish reading a story book he left over last night and he turn his bed lamp on to read. As Ahbeng is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her “special area”. He does this a few times but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his story book.

After a few strokes, AhLian gradually becomes more and more aroused and she assumed that her husband is seeking sex from her and thought that her husband is too shy to ask. To please her husband, AhLian gets up and starts stripping slowly her night gown right in front of him. AhBeng is totally confused and ask Ahlian.

AhBeng: Larling! why are you taking off your clothes?

AhLian: Lou kung! You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. You made me so horny!

AhBeng: No.. no.. not all al dear!

AhLian asks angrily : Mafulatt! Then what the hell were you doing?

AhBeng: Can’t you see I’m trying to finish reading a book here? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.

AhLian:

Eel fishing is fun too.

I could remember the good old days when I was still a notty boy when I was young. My favorite pass time was catching guppies and fighting fish in the drains. My friends and I we having great time netting the fighting fish when suddenly a small snake appeared. As a little boy that time all I know it was a snake! Immediately, I had it netted and thrown on the bank-side and stampeded it to death. Today, whenever I catch an eel, I could not help but to think of this silly funny episode.

So sorry for didn't update my blog recently. I was away fishing eel last couple of days. Our favorite spot are Tanjung Karang, Sekinchan, Sungai Besar and Sabak Bernam. It is impossible to miss the lovely sight of the padi farms. The boys are so excited and so am I. Eel fishing is about speed. you can actually make an extra pocket money fishing eels. The restaurants people in town of Sg Besar and Sekinchan are ready customer to buy your catch. Hey, most probably the eels you are eating at the restaurant in Sekinchan are catch by me!!! wakakaka

My arsenal for this trip included the "Ugly stik" fishing rod and my Penn reel spooled with PowerPro braid 30lb. I use size 4 hook (needle point) high carbon hooks. The eels has a small pointed mouth with very sharp jaws, therefore the sharper the hook the better. Remember to armed yourself with a plier. We use chicken meat as baits which is easily available. It is cut into small cubes and distributed evenly and off we go hunting down the eels!!! When you want to eat eels, it is best cook with "kung poh" style. Ask any restaurant cook he'll know! So want to eat eels, anyone? Hehehehe





I'm so exhausted now! I want to sleep!!

Girl fighting at Berjaya Times Square

Hello girls,when is the last time you got into a boxing fight, flying kicks fight, hair pulling fight? If you don't how to fight, let these two ladies show you how to fight. It happens in front of a popular shopping complex in Kuala Lumpur.

Perhaps they are fighting over a guy!!

Cool way of folding your clothes

If you're staying home alone all these while. Beside doing the daily household chorus like mopping, sweeping,cleaning the toilet and washing & drying the clothes outside, folding the clothes also play an important part in completing the tasks.

Being as brilliant and creative I usually be, let me show you a new way of folding your clothes. It is a home made clothes folding machine which I recently came a crossed. Hehehe...all you need to get prepare are cutter, cardboards and cellophane tapes. Watch the video below for a clearer idea how it is done. "cool a not!!!!"

I'm better than James Bonds

Caught on films that this bird is the culprit. The shopkeeper reported that his chips kept missing from the shelfs everyday. So one day he hired me to do undercover. Of course, my work I won't failed you wan. This is the result and recording.

Next time, if you want to know if your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating you....can hire me to do undercover. I work part time as private investigator. Nowadays, earning a decent living is so tough. Everything also must try. I charge very cheap only. Service up to your expectation one. So how? Wanna hire me anot jek?


Cheers!

Coffee anyone?

I'm sure many of you have been to Starbucks Coffee to hang -out, do your free blogging there and also talk nonsense there. At the same time, taste the nice aroma of good creamy coffee from Starbucks. How much do you pay for a mug of coffee from Starbucks? RM11++ ??

BUT....I can bet you that you have not been to this place before to have nice coffee. The coffee offered from here is equally good compared to Starbucks coffee. The place also sounds similar to Starbucks but here you can't do free blogging lah coz don't have free lines!! but they offer other speciality wan like "Horse Racing" machine. Eh...here 1 mug of coffee only cost you $1.

The penis song

Dear Penis...I dont think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor!

Oh dear penis...
I don't like you anymore,
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by...

Now it seems thing have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,

He says...Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
cuz..when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore,
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to term with truly how we feel,

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all,
Oh and Rodney...while you shavin....shave my balls!!!!




Song sang by RodneyCarrington.com.

Pearls from China

The principal oyster beds lay in the Persian Gulf, along the coasts of India and Sri Lanka, and in the Red Sea. There are 2 types of pearls, that is saltwater and freshwater pearls. Do you know that Chinese pearls came mainly from freshwater rivers and ponds?

Chinese pearls come in a variety of hues including pink, apricot (yellowish orange), peach (pinkish orange), champagne (slightly pinkish yellow), plum (reddish violet), bronze (reddish brown), and every shade in between. Unlike black pearls, these pearls can be bleached white by prolonged exposure to the sun or by soaking the pearl in a bleaching agent for several hours. Natural color Chinese freshwater pearls should be stored in a darkened environment in order to preserve the natural pastel color, since they may fade with long exposure to sunlight.

Anyway, there are equally good pearls!