The Polar Bear and the Husky Dogs

Strange that animals in the wild can come in peace but then we humans seems to be perpetually at war with each other, within organizations political and non political alike. If you don't already think animals are far more spiritually advanced than we humans, think again. Stuart Brown describes Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada 's Hudson Bay.

Don't mess with woman

A couple Mr Smith and his wife goes on vacation to a fishing resort in a lake . The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning Mr Smith returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and settles in to read her book. It was nice and aa quite place to concentrate on reading her book.

About an hour later, there comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Mrs Smith: Reading a book (thinking it rather obvious).

Warden: You're in a restricted fishing area.

Mrs Smith: I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.

Warden: Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

Mrs Smith: If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault.

Warden: But I haven't touched you

Mrs Smith: That's true, but you have "all the equipment", for all I know you could start at any moment.

Warden: Have a nice day, ma'am as the warden motors away.

What does marriage means - Some cartoons

Red Indian with one testicle

There once was an Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was "Onestone"
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, one day Onestone finally cracked and said...If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill him.

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue bird forgot and said, Good morning, Onestone.

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.

'Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!




What is the moral of this story?????...........................take a guess will ya? Think about it.


















You can't kill two birds with one stone! Muahahaha!!!!

The Hippie & The Nun

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:

'Can we have sex ?'

'No,' she replies, 'I'm married to God.'

She then stands up and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver who overheard, turns to the hippie and says, 'I can tell you
how to have sex with her!'

'Yeah?', says the hippie.

'Yeah', says the bus driver. 'She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night
at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
hood, so that your face is covered, put some luminous powder in your beard,
and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.'

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.

'I am God,' he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face, 'I
have ordained it. You must have sex with me.'

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal
sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

'Ha-ha!,' he cries. 'I am the hippie!'

'Ha-ha!,' cries the nun. 'I'm the bus driver!'