Would you pay $22,000 for a pussy?

Would you pay $22,000 for a pussy cat? This is no ordinary cat. It is a designer cat that has become the latest exotic pet for fashionable homeowners in America. The specially-bred Ashera is the largest, rarest and most exotic house cat in the world.





The pricey puss is a result of breeding the African Surval and the Asian Leopard cat with a domestic cat. Bred by Los Angeles-based Lifestyle Pets, the company claims the Ashera "is a new ultra-exotic breed of domestic cat that already has wealthy animal devotees paying to get on the waiting list". But it has the markings of its wild cousins and is bigger, standing four feet high on its hind legs. It can also grow up to weight a whopping 30 pounds.





Concerns have been expressed that the cat's wild ancestry may emerge as hyperactive behaviour when it is kept as a domestic house pet. Bit in response to this, the developers have included ten years of sessions with a renowned animal behaviourist in the hefty price tag. The cost of the cat includes nail caps to stop the kitten destroying furniture, hand delivery to the owner's home and a one-year guarantee. Ashera fanciers can order the latest must-have pet through the website of California-based Lifestyle Pets.

Mafulat! Buying a cat is so 9 expensive nowadays!

Look who is blogging!

Hi, look who is blogging? Now with easy access of the computer, even the animals also wanted to write something on their blogs. These fellers are chatting on Google talk! Muahahahaha



Mama monkey and her little ones are waiting for their turn!! kakakaka



Don't disturb me can? I'm talking to my friends here! Meow!

Granny wants to get married

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

How to get an off-day from work

Mr Beng urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew his Boss would not allow him to take leave . He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY" (sot plug) then he would tell him to take a few days off.

So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His co-worker AhLing asked him what he was doing. He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was "CRAZY" (sot plug) and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing Mr Beng?" He told him that he was a light bulb.

Boss said, You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days off. Mr Beng jumped down and walked out of the office.

When his co-worker AhLing followed Mr Beng, the Boss asked her. And where do you think you're going?



Ahling said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark lah."

Hictoric fish found in pond

Look what they have found in Chelyabinsk city. The story is that there was a construction site with a deep foundation ditch. They have touched some underground river in that place so the water in the ditch didn't get away so it stayed there full of water.

Then some workers a few months later spotted some movement in this water, they threw some pieces of their lunch in the trench which caused a big activity inside. They were puzzled who is there? And caught one thing up then in big panic stepped away cause it tried to bite them so they had to kill it with some equipment and here are the remains of it. It was around 5 feet length. Nobody of them got any idea of what's that:

Ah Hock's daughters

Ah Hock has 3 daughter. He is concern about his daughters future husbands and asked them what kind of man they would like to marry.

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

Eldest daughter: I would like to marry a man with 3 dragons on his chest.

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

2nd daughter: I would like to marry a man with 2 dragons on his chest.

and finally AhHock asked his youngest daughter...

AhHock: What kind of man will you marry?

Youngest daughter: I would like to marry a man with one "draggin" on the ground wan.


AhHock:

Protecting her "Camel"

Two old ladies Ahlian and AhSoh were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies AhSoh pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Ahlian: What's that you have there?
AhSoh: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
AhLian: Where did you get it?
AhSoh: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, AhLlian went into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.


Ahlian: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.!!

(Kakakakaka!! Camel is a cigarettes brand name.)

Drunk talks

Stage 1 - SMART

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

Chinese vulgar words explained

Did you hear vulgar words today in your office or on your way to work or while having your lunch break? Most of the time, in our daily life especially the Chinese will pick up how to say vulgar words easily. You will hear that people will add vulgar words between their sentences. But according to Professor Danny Wong, he said that our vulgar words are wrongly constructed most of time. When said it wrongly, you can get beaten up! Wakakaka.

Professor Danny Wong has 50 years experiences in exploring vulgar words and he said that the 5 basic element in saying vulgar words MUST have the words TIU, HAI, KAU, LAN and CHAT. Expression while saying vulgar words play an important role too. Watch this short video about the conversations