The inexperience new married couples

Ahbeng and AhLian are lovely new married couples. They are lying in bed one night. The wife AhLian is all curled up, ready to go to sleep while AhBeng wanted to finish reading a story book he left over last night and he turn his bed lamp on to read. As Ahbeng is reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her “special area”. He does this a few times but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his story book.

After a few strokes, AhLian gradually becomes more and more aroused and she assumed that her husband is seeking sex from her and thought that her husband is too shy to ask. To please her husband, AhLian gets up and starts stripping slowly her night gown right in front of him. AhBeng is totally confused and ask Ahlian.

AhBeng: Larling! why are you taking off your clothes?

AhLian: Lou kung! You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. You made me so horny!

AhBeng: No.. no.. not all al dear!

AhLian asks angrily : Mafulatt! Then what the hell were you doing?

AhBeng: Can’t you see I’m trying to finish reading a book here? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.

AhLian:

Eel fishing is fun too.

I could remember the good old days when I was still a notty boy when I was young. My favorite pass time was catching guppies and fighting fish in the drains. My friends and I we having great time netting the fighting fish when suddenly a small snake appeared. As a little boy that time all I know it was a snake! Immediately, I had it netted and thrown on the bank-side and stampeded it to death. Today, whenever I catch an eel, I could not help but to think of this silly funny episode.

So sorry for didn't update my blog recently. I was away fishing eel last couple of days. Our favorite spot are Tanjung Karang, Sekinchan, Sungai Besar and Sabak Bernam. It is impossible to miss the lovely sight of the padi farms. The boys are so excited and so am I. Eel fishing is about speed. you can actually make an extra pocket money fishing eels. The restaurants people in town of Sg Besar and Sekinchan are ready customer to buy your catch. Hey, most probably the eels you are eating at the restaurant in Sekinchan are catch by me!!! wakakaka

My arsenal for this trip included the "Ugly stik" fishing rod and my Penn reel spooled with PowerPro braid 30lb. I use size 4 hook (needle point) high carbon hooks. The eels has a small pointed mouth with very sharp jaws, therefore the sharper the hook the better. Remember to armed yourself with a plier. We use chicken meat as baits which is easily available. It is cut into small cubes and distributed evenly and off we go hunting down the eels!!! When you want to eat eels, it is best cook with "kung poh" style. Ask any restaurant cook he'll know! So want to eat eels, anyone? Hehehehe





I'm so exhausted now! I want to sleep!!

Girl fighting at Berjaya Times Square

Hello girls,when is the last time you got into a boxing fight, flying kicks fight, hair pulling fight? If you don't how to fight, let these two ladies show you how to fight. It happens in front of a popular shopping complex in Kuala Lumpur.

Perhaps they are fighting over a guy!!

Cool way of folding your clothes

If you're staying home alone all these while. Beside doing the daily household chorus like mopping, sweeping,cleaning the toilet and washing & drying the clothes outside, folding the clothes also play an important part in completing the tasks.

Being as brilliant and creative I usually be, let me show you a new way of folding your clothes. It is a home made clothes folding machine which I recently came a crossed. Hehehe...all you need to get prepare are cutter, cardboards and cellophane tapes. Watch the video below for a clearer idea how it is done. "cool a not!!!!"

I'm better than James Bonds

Caught on films that this bird is the culprit. The shopkeeper reported that his chips kept missing from the shelfs everyday. So one day he hired me to do undercover. Of course, my work I won't failed you wan. This is the result and recording.

Next time, if you want to know if your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating you....can hire me to do undercover. I work part time as private investigator. Nowadays, earning a decent living is so tough. Everything also must try. I charge very cheap only. Service up to your expectation one. So how? Wanna hire me anot jek?


Cheers!

Coffee anyone?

I'm sure many of you have been to Starbucks Coffee to hang -out, do your free blogging there and also talk nonsense there. At the same time, taste the nice aroma of good creamy coffee from Starbucks. How much do you pay for a mug of coffee from Starbucks? RM11++ ??

BUT....I can bet you that you have not been to this place before to have nice coffee. The coffee offered from here is equally good compared to Starbucks coffee. The place also sounds similar to Starbucks but here you can't do free blogging lah coz don't have free lines!! but they offer other speciality wan like "Horse Racing" machine. Eh...here 1 mug of coffee only cost you $1.

The penis song

Dear Penis...I dont think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor!

Oh dear penis...
I don't like you anymore,
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by...

Now it seems thing have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,

He says...Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
cuz..when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore,
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to term with truly how we feel,

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all,
Oh and Rodney...while you shavin....shave my balls!!!!




Song sang by RodneyCarrington.com.

Pearls from China

The principal oyster beds lay in the Persian Gulf, along the coasts of India and Sri Lanka, and in the Red Sea. There are 2 types of pearls, that is saltwater and freshwater pearls. Do you know that Chinese pearls came mainly from freshwater rivers and ponds?

Chinese pearls come in a variety of hues including pink, apricot (yellowish orange), peach (pinkish orange), champagne (slightly pinkish yellow), plum (reddish violet), bronze (reddish brown), and every shade in between. Unlike black pearls, these pearls can be bleached white by prolonged exposure to the sun or by soaking the pearl in a bleaching agent for several hours. Natural color Chinese freshwater pearls should be stored in a darkened environment in order to preserve the natural pastel color, since they may fade with long exposure to sunlight.

Anyway, there are equally good pearls!

Beijing Olympic swim suits

I'm are very busy attending fashion show lately. We have been flying in and out of China like boarding a bus. Just recently, I attended a swim suit fashion show held in Beijing. It seem that these are the official swim suit meant for the Beijing 2008 Olympics next year.

I was so busy with all the china ladies there and also managed to snap some pictures to load it in.

Aren't these swim suit nice?

Mouth wash

A neatly dressed Ahbeng stopped Mike in the street and asked ....Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200? Mike said, are you out of your mind? Who wants to buy a bottle of mouthwash for RM200 bucks? that day light robbery!


Ahbeng seemed hurt and then tries again ..Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100 bucks. Interested now? Half price!!!

Again, Mike replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away and dun come near me again.

Ahbeng then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate Mike ...Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much.

Unwrapping the brownie, Mike takes a bite.. suddenly, he spits it out and says... shit!! what the fark is this? It taste like shit!!!

Sir, it is taste like shit! Wanna buy some mouthwash? Going cheap...RM200 bucks only no more discount!! Wakakakakaka

Cartoons Time

Nothing much to say today. Just enjoy the cartoons.

This video is awesome

I can't imagine one could possibly sniff one whole glass of coke with his nose. In normal circumstances, with all the gas in the glass of coke how could he do it? When I drink a glass of coke using my mouth, I also got problem consuming it. Wakakaka!!

Tell me, is this guy real? or is this just a stunt? He did it in front of so many audience, that could not be fake right? I must say that I'll give this guy credit for doing this stunt. hahaha.

Louis Koo and Ron Ng

It was reported that last time round, Louis Koo Tin Lok had advised Ron Ng Cheuk Hei to change his career direction from a dancer to an artist.

Recently a tabloid report claimed that due to Ron's relationship with Louis' younger brother, Ron used this connection to distinguish himself in his early career. It was also said that Louis Koo also borrowed Ron an undisclosed amount of money to help him through financial difficulties.





The tabloid claimed that after Ron attained popularity, he did not repay Louis, but rather spent money on buying clothes, a car, and taking women out. Ron Ng found this rumors to be a joke! He is now very busy in Japan. Ron Ng, Kevin Cheng and Raymond Lam will be performing in Tokyo together with Korean bad boy Dong Ban Shi Ki.

Ada Choi and Gigi Lai

It is seen that Ada Choi Siu Fun and Gigi Lai Chi are becoming very good friends lately. Shopping together-gather in one of the medical hall shop. Hahaha..perhaps they are buying more "Bird Nest" to keep their baby skin look smoother.





According to my findings, they are actually buying some herbs for Gigi Lai's brother who is recovering from a car accident. Gigi was in good spirits and said that her brother (Lai Ying) was recovering from his brain surgery. They will be heading to the hospital shortly.





Mean time, look out for another nice show by Ada Choi and Gigi Lai entitle "Jewel Splendor". This show very exciting one whereby Ada Choi character married Gigi's father-in-law, (Ngok Wah) and was also Moses Chan's father!! Thus sisters Gigi and Ada Choi's relationship was further muddled!!!!! hehehe...

Oops... I got to adios now. Gigi Lai and Ada Choi are going to the hospital already. Where is my bike? ...!!